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We do not take this announcement lightly.
After years of careful research, extensive focus groups, and a series of conversations we are not legally permitted to describe in detail, LITKO Game Accessories is prepared to unveil what our internal team has quietly referred to as the token. Its full name is the Are Ya' Chicken Token, and it is valued at $40,120.26.
We understand you have questions. We ask that you hold them.
The Are Ya' Chicken Token is a 35mm gold acrylic disc, UV-printed with a bold black chicken in a dramatic pose, encircled by the phrase "ARE YA' CHICKEN?" in a font that leaves no room for ambiguity. It is, by every measurable standard, the most significant tabletop gaming accessory we have ever produced.
We have decided to give it away for free.
On April 1st, 2026, every order placed at litko.net will include a 5-pack of Are Ya' Chicken Tokens at no additional charge. No coupon code. No minimum order. No explanation. You place an order today, Wednesday, April 1st, 2026, and a pack of chicken tokens will arrive with it.
Why? We are not taking questions at this time.
What we will say is this: tabletop gaming is built on moments of courage — the risky charge, the desperate bluff, the dice roll that shouldn't work but does. Those moments deserve a token. This token. And for one day only, it's yours.
Place your order on April 1st. The Are Ya' Chicken Token will be waiting.
Offer valid on all orders placed on April 1, 2026. One 5-pack of tokens included per order while supplies last. The $40,120.26 price is a promotional April Fools joke and does not reflect actual retail value. The Are Ya' Chicken Token is a free promotional item with no cash value and is not redeemable for currency.
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